butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
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She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Ladies don't puke and tell
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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