She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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