I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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