Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
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BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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