ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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