Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
