normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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