mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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