i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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