what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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