remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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