Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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