You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
