Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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