none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Randomize
