I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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