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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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