Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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