Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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