I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
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so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.