Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..