I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Randomize