i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
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I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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