Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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