I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
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We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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