What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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