He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
