Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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