Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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