school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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