4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
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I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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