I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
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Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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