Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
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I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
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I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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