i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
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she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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