remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i barfeds in our rink
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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I intend to get homeless drunk
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.