Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(512): View more from Texas

halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...

(480): View more from Arizona

exactly, that's why i want something interesting

(512): View more from Texas

slutty neuroscientist?

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.

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Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.

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(951): View more from California

Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"

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(423): View more from Tennessee

This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.

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(516): View more from New York

i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.

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(386): View more from Florida

She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.

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(530): View more from California

Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.

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