This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?