genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Come see our sink grown plant.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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