I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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