Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
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She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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