i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
babies were throwing up all over the place
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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