thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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