Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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