they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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