Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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