Non-Jews are for practice
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
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Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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