let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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