Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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