Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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