omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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