I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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