she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
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Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
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I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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