There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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