Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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