There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Randomize
