Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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