So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
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Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
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My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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