And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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