I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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